Chapter 477: Whole Fish Feast

The two anglers have been fishing all afternoon, so no surprise, Dan Feng is eating fish tonight. Eat a whole fish feast.

Eating fish …… Danfeng dug such a big lake, naturally, he often eats fish, so except for a certain feline that especially loves fish, others are not so fond of it.

And tonight it’s even heavier, a whole fish dinner!

While the two couples inside the kitchen were still in the middle of a tight gong, a certain black-hearted loli came over from the research building, smelled, went to the kitchen, saw the kitchen’s rack, and all of a sudden her nose, eyebrows, and eyes wrinkled into a pile.

It was barely noticeable that Master Long was upset.

She was heavy-footed, and walked out of the kitchen with a thud to show her displeasure.

Coming outside the house, she saw that one of the culprits was chatting with Dong Zhong Yuan at the dining table outside the house.

The afternoon storm didn’t last too long and the rain clouds dissipated before the sun went down. It would still be just visible as the silky clouds in the sky were golden from the light coming up from the sun below the mountains, hanging in strands against the orange and green sky. The colors were better than oil paintings.

Long Qiqi walked through the wet grass and walked to the dining table, sitting boldly across from Lu Junxing and Dong Zhongyuan, with the appearance of carrying the two great heavenly prides all by herself.

It only took a pair of eerie snake eyes to stare at Lu Junxing.

Being stared at by a venomous snake like this, Lu Junxing also felt a chill on his back, turned his head and asked Long Qiqi with a smile, “Why does Fairy Qiqi keep staring at me? But something is looking for me?”

Long Qi Qi clasped her hands on her chest, tactically leaned back and leaned into the back of the chair, her snake eyes narrowed as she looked at Lu Jun Xing and sneered: ”It’s not good to learn anything at a young age, you have to follow that guy Qin Ran to learn how to fish. Hmph! No future!”

“Little age?” Lu Junxing glanced at this little loli, knowing that she was a snake demon and had to be more than a thousand years old, and didn’t refute it, just questioned, “What happened to fishing?”

“Fishing ……” is actually Dark Lori not wanting to eat fish, she said back, “Fishing is bad! Fishing is poor for three generations!”

Lu Junxing thought seriously and explained, “I’ve always been poor as hell, and the only thing worth anything is that sword. As for the next three generations ……”

“Hahaha ……” he laughed out loud, “What woman knows me better than my sword? I’m afraid I don’t need offspring.

“If you’re poor for three generations, you’re poor for three generations!”

“That …… that ……” Long Qiqi hurried to find a reason to make up, learn from Qin Ran nonsense, “Fishing is easy to breed desire, affect the state of mind, resulting in cultivation cannot advance an inch, or even regress.”

“That’s not true.” Lu Junxing shook his head, “When I fish, my mind is smoother ……”

“Fish?!” A sudden yell from outside interrupted, “Where’s the fish?”

It didn’t take much to realize that this was the only feline in Danfeng that couldn’t get tired of eating fish.

With the sound, a gust of wind blew, and a big cutie appeared right next to the dining table, his two front paws resting on the table, his big eyes looking all over the table, “Where’s the fish? Where is the fish? I can smell the fish! It’s everywhere, I’m craving it.”

The gusty wind blew Long Qi Qi’s little skirt, she was so angry that she reached out and pinched Big Eyes’ ear, scolding, “Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, you just know how to eat, are you a pig?”

“I am not a pig!” Chasing Wind retorted righteously, “How can a pig eat as well as me?”

“You!” Long Qi Qi was furious and took her other hand to hit Chasing Wind’s head, but Chasing Wind’s head was too hard and Chasing Wind didn’t feel it, instead she hit her hand red, numb and painful.

“Ah! I smell it, in the kitchen!” Chasing the wind cleanly broke away from Long Qiqi’s claws and ran straight towards the kitchen, “Daddy, I want to eat fish!”

In the kitchen, fish soup was cooking in the pot, Qin Ran leaned on the stovetop, holding a spatula in one hand and holding his hand, with a hint of an inexplicable smile at the corner of his mouth, looking at Li Shiyin, who was seriously filleting fish in front of the cutting board.

That’s a stunning piece of art that could be titled “Beautiful Young Woman Filleting Fish”.

In the background is a kitchen, in front is a cutting board, the cutting board is half exposed with blood and fish scales and half of a fish tail, behind is the back of a delicate and seductive young woman, voluptuous, clean and beautiful, the fish cutting board is in contrast.

Oh, I’m sorry, Qin Ran didn’t know anything about art, he was simply horny, he was simply looking at that upturned and rounded ass. That ass swayed from side to side with the operation of its owner’s sliced fish, drawing a delicate curve, looking at him with alarm.

He couldn’t get enough of it, and was even foolish enough to reach up and return the touch.

In such a “cozy” scene, a fur child suddenly rushed in from outside, asking anxiously, “Daddy, where’s the fish? Where’s the fish? Where’s the fish?”

Without waiting for Qin Ran to speak, he rummaged around on his own. The cat’s claws were very strong, and within a few moments, the kitchen was a mess. Because the kitchen smelled of fish everywhere, he couldn’t find it for a while.

It took a while to find a large wooden tub full of fish, which were crowding around and swimming in the water, the result of a whole afternoon’s work by two anglers.

“Wow! So many fish!” Chaser’s eyes lit up, so he reached his claws into the basin to fish for them, but when he did, he was too fast to pick them up.

He hurriedly popped his nails out and prepared to go stick the fish.

“Chase the wind!”

It was at this moment that a roar came from him that shook his ears, and it was only then that he looked toward the source of the sound and saw Qin Ran, who was staring angrily at him.

If the stupid kid had anything to fear from him, it would be his dad.

“Hey dad, hey!” He let out a giggle, ready to budge, “Fish tonight, huh?” He’d already noticed the kitchen being rummaged through by him, and vaguely sensed a beating brewing.

“Tonight, we’ll have a full tiger feast!” Qin Ran said in a cold voice.

“Hey, hey, hey!” Chasing Wind continued to play dumb and laughed, “Dad, tiger meat isn’t good!”

“How do you know if you haven’t eaten it?” Qin Ran waved the spatula toward Chasing Wind and said coldly, “It’s actually very tasty, it’s a great tonic!”

“Bye dad!”

Chaser shouted in a hurry and took a low bite, nipping three or four big fish and scattering them.

This Xuanhe Spirit Tiger was able to escape from the sword of the Ancient Sword Immortal, and that was about how the technique was practiced.

Qin Ran was furious, but he couldn’t catch up, the spatula waved it in his hand, but still didn’t throw it out.

You have to pick it up yourself if you throw it out, and you have to wash it yourself if you pick it up. It’s not necessary.

…… It’s definitely not because the throws don’t hit.

“Chasing the wind is so naughty.” Li Shiyin shook her head while loading the cut fish fillets into a large large plate, “Like a little kid who can’t grow up.”

“What growing up?” Qin Ran put down the spatula and tidied up the things that were messed up by Chasing Wind, defending Chasing Wind, “People are only six years old in the first place.”

After cutting the fish fillets loaded, Li Shiyin casually fished one from the wooden basin, took the kitchen knife, “snapped”, cleanly patted the fish to death, and then twisted her waist, came back to use the blood-stained kitchen knife to point at Qin Ran, emphasized: “Six-year-old tiger is already an adult tiger! ”

“Even if it’s an adult tiger, it’s still a tiger.” Qin Ran was unimpressed, “Tiger, what’s wrong with a little skin?”

The one who scolded Chasing Wind the most was him, and the one who loved Chasing Wind the most was also him.

“It’s true that Chasing Wind hasn’t reached adulthood, if he did, he’d have the strength of a Harmonization Cultivator. Otherwise it would be a waste of the resources we gave him.” Li Shiyin skillfully scraped the fish scales, “But he will come of age one day, what will he do about his mate. Have you thought about it yet? You won’t let him cultivate into a demon without a human form and can’t marry a human cultivator. Then you have to find him a XuanMei Spirit Tiger …… Master, where do we go to find a XuanMei Spirit Tiger?”

“What’s the hurry? It’s still early!” Qin Ran laughed.

“Anxious? Master, you have plans for everything but not for this matter?” Li Shiyin was puzzled.

“No.” Qin Ran returned, “Marriage is your own matter, a matter of a lifetime, and it’s best for others to stay out of it. If I accidentally do something evil, Chasing Wind will have to hate me for the rest of my life. This kind of thing cannot be planned.”

“Yes. You plan your own in-laws and carefully weave traps for me to jump into. Other people’s you just don’t care.” Li Shiyin spat out without a trace of anger.

“Who told you to be gluttonous and unable to carry the bombardment of sugar-coated shells?” Qin Ran smiled smugly, “But for chasing the wind, it’s not exactly a lack of planning.”

“Oh?” Li Shiyin said, “Tell me about it.”

Qin Ran simply cleaned up all the places that Chasing Wind had messed up, clapped his hands, came behind Li Shiyin, reached out and wrapped his arms around her waist, and said, ”Aren’t we going to go out to play later? Bring Chasing Wind along when we go out to play. Take a look around the entire world, and go take a look at the Heavenly Demon Domain as well. The Heavenly Demon Domain is full of demonic beasts, so I’m sure it will be easy for him to find a mate.”

“Hey!” Her waist was tickled by Qin Ran’s hand, Li Shiyin couldn’t even flake the fish, her left hand came over and slapped Qin Ran’s hand, “Behave yourself, master! I’m filleting fish!”

“I’m instructing you to fillet fish!” Qin Ran returned.

To Qin Ran’s rascality, Li Shiyin had no choice but to turn back with the kitchen knife to frighten him fiercely, “Be careful I’ll give you a knife and slice you up!”

But when she finished, she felt funny herself and laughed again, “This Sword Immortal’s blade is so good that slicing you 10,000 slices will ensure that each slice is as big as the other.”

Qin Ran squarely said, “Can it really be sliced into 10,000 pieces? I have that much meat? Why don’t you give it a try. I’m curious too.”

“Can! Don’t you question your lady’s swordsmanship ……,” Li Shiyin was saying, suddenly smelled a paste odor, hurriedly took the kitchen knife and pointed at the pot and shouted, “Ah! Master, your fish soup!”

“Ohhhh!” Qin Ran smelled it too.

“Alas! Drinking and coloring mislead people!” He sighed as he shook his head repeatedly, “Gentle land, hero’s mound.”

“Bah!” Li Shiyin pushed a hand away from Qin Ran who took the opportunity to lean into her arms, “You’re a farting hero.”

“How am I not a hero?”

“Going into a woman’s arms every day!” Li Shiyin said in disgust.

“Nonetheless!” Qin Ran said with a straight face, “A man who loves his family is a hero! A man who does not love his family cannot be called a man.”

“Bah! Crooked reasoning!” Li Shiyin spat lightly.

The fish soup was reboiled, another pot of fish fillets was cooked, a few more fish were steamed, a few more were braised, and there was sashimi, which set the table in the end.

In due course the night fell, under the starry sky, the second floor of the cabin spilled down bright light, and a group of people sat down around and ate a whole fish feast.

“It’s a pity there’s no wine ……,” sighed Lu Junxing, “it doesn’t taste like anything.”

“Hahaha, senior uncle, just let him drink some wine!” Dong Zhong Yuan persuaded, “This guy is not good at beauty, gambling, wealth and power, but only likes wine and sword, now he can’t even dance with his sword, and can’t even drink wine, he’s afraid he’s going to die.”

“Death is death. Early to die late to die all have to die.” Qin Ran returned, “But it’s just a moment of alcohol that can’t be tolerated, so what’s the point?”

“Ah ……” shouted Lu Junxing, “I’m going to stab you to death with a sword ah!”

In the end, Lu Junxing didn’t get a drink either.