Chapter 76: The Masters and Mistresses are too out of sorts.
Chapter 76 – The Masters and Mistresses are too out of sorts
Water Moon Nunnery.
Zen room, not big, more than twenty square feet, a short couch, a table, a lamp; the east wall hangs a “quiet” post, the west wall a “enlightenment” post.
There was nothing else.
Xin Zhuo is sitting on a futon, opposite sitting five middle-aged nuns, four to catch themselves, a cold-looking old nun sitting in the middle, holding a stag whisk.
The five nuns did not speak, just looked at him quietly, eyes full of, naked scrutiny.
Xin Zhuo also quietly looked back at them.
One incense stick!
Half an hour!
One hour!
Xin Zhuo a little trick, he caught himself with a few nuns did not hands, hands may not be able to beat, thought to come to sit down and reason, in any case, the monk will not kill, and then let himself leave, we are still good neighbors.
After all, he just helped a wave in the Fufeng House, whitewashed a lot, compassionate monk can’t be on their own shouting and killing is not it?
But old so stare at each other, really let a person puzzled.
“There should be some kind of misunderstanding!”
Xin Zhuo said calmly and gently, sitting up straight in the meantime, ready for a debate.
The nun in the center finally opened her mouth, her voice cold, like a debtor forcing a debt rather than a monk, only the words uttered were startling: “Rather, you have been born with a good skin!”
Suddenly praising someone?
Xin Zhuo was stunned for a moment and said: “Thank you! But I don’t think looks can express a person’s true qualities, I’m a person who is actually still very pure inside, is kind and has a sense of justice, in some ways, I’m the same kind of person as all of you masters and mistresses.”
“Mountain bandits and nuns aren’t that different, are they?”
Shui Yuean Martial Hall Supervising Nun, Master Tai Pu Jing, had a faint smile on the corner of her mouth, unable to say whether she was mocking or found it amusing.
Xin Zhuo blinked, it seems that the conversation between the Crown Princess and Nun Hui Xin that they had with themselves the last time they went to the Voltron Walled City was known by this group of nuns, and laughed: “In that case, that’s true!”
“Put away this nonsense!”
Master Pu Jing flicked her stag’s tail and coldly said: “Poor nun and ask you, last month came to my Water Moon Nunnery’s incense kitchen to steal food, the little thief who called himself Punching Heavenly Cannon, is it you?”
Of course it was me!
Xin Zhuo made a thoughtful gesture: “That can’t be right? Although I am a mountain thief, I don’t want to do such a thing, if I want to eat, I can go down the mountain to rob, of course, I only rob the property, not to hurt people’s lives!”
Pu Jing said in a cold voice: “At that time, the road down the mountain was blocked by the Hungry Wolf Walled City, and at the foot of the mountain, there are still Prefecture City constables, you can’t go down.”
Xin Zhuo said: “There’s no problem with master and mistress’s deduction, but just relying on this set of words doesn’t prove that I did it, can’t I hunt? Everything has to be about evidence, right?”
Can’t hunt, we put down insect repellent, this kind of thing the monk naturally can’t say.
Pu Jing had to change the set of words: “But that little thief’s knife law is the realm of the knife law, within a radius of three hundred miles of Fulong Mountain, there are not many young people who have the realm of the knife law!
And you, on the contrary, is one of them, the knife method that you used in the fire fight with the head constable, the fierce tiger fortress, and the hungry wolf fortress, cannot be hidden from the poor nuns and others!”
“Couldn’t it be that someone from three hundred miles away ran and did it, who can say what’s going on in this world? The master is too obsessed!”
I won’t admit it, I won’t admit it even if I die, what can you do to me? What can you do to me? You monks can’t do anything if you don’t have anything on me.
Pu Jing and a few senior masters and mistresses looked at each other, this matter may not be a matter of importance to Xin Zhuo, but because of Pu Ming masters and mistresses deduction, Water Moon Nunnery and Autumn Palace Pavilion in order to fight for the skin of the battle, the following wuni and student members fought, the senior wuni and Autumn Palace Pavilion husband and wife of the senior wuni and the Autumn Palace Pavilion husband and wife, you and I also go a dozen or so games.
Both sides fought out of the fire, completely disregarding the other.
Otherwise, how would there be a chance for this little thief Xin Zhuo to do those things?
Pu Jing took a deep breath: “Okay, then poor nun and ask you, the matter of the prince consort, how do you explain?” Xin Zhuo considered the causes and consequences of the matter, as if it was none of his business, he couldn’t help but show his hands: “What does it have to do with me when it comes to the Crown Princess’s own intentions? To be honest, the crown princess of a country is trapped in a nunnery as a nun by you guys, in case the crown prince loses his temper and sends an army to conquer Water Moon Nunnery, the unlucky ones are still not all the senior ladies?
In some ways, I still helped you, didn’t I?”
“What a sharp-tongued little thief!”
Master Pu Jing suddenly became enraged, her monk’s robes were windless and her true qi fluttered in an appalling manner.
The matter of the crown princess, seemingly coincidental, but the involvement is extremely deep, things are very obscure, water moon nunnery has always closely guarded the crown princess, the court people do not dare to move, in favor of a small mountain thief stirred up the situation.
“Don’t get angry, reason properly.”
Xin Zhuo could not help but move back.
Pu Jing held back her anger: “Did the Crown Princess say anything to you that night? Don’t leave out a single word, tell us the truth!”
Xin Zhuo hesitated for a moment: “Do you really want me to say?”
“Of course!”
“That’s good, the Crown Princess and I first debated about good and evil, my skill won her, then she didn’t go away, she wanted to have a long talk with me, but the result was that we didn’t have a deep talk in the evening, instead, we studied a small book for half the night, and when it was finished, she said that she had figured it out, and she wanted to go back to doing good in the world …… “
Xin Zhuo blinked, this matter he felt there was no need to hide, there was no point, what was said was also the truth.
“Little Book?”
The five senior mistresses looked at each other, their complexion serious with a hint of nervousness, staring at Xin Zhuo in unison, “It’s He Xiaoshu, tell us carefully, don’t leave out a word.”
“This …… is not good, right? Are you guys sure you want to listen?”
“Sure!”
“Good! That is to say that the previous dynasty Xuanzhen years, Chengde House has a Zhang scholar, to Beijing to catch the examination, through a barren mountain, is a rainy night, there is a barren temple in front of them, they live in, in the middle of the night, there is a beauty in the twenties of the year also live in ……
The two talked about the thick place, can not help it, Li Sanshi affectionate look at Zhang Shusheng, Zhang Shusheng laugh, good little lady, and try a small life a one-wheeled push, one-wheeled push do you know? ……”
(Omit five thousand words ……)
The five mistresses were first puzzled, then frowned, then dumbfounded, but afraid of missing something, so they had to listen carefully with their ears.
The more they listen, the more wrong, the more they listen, the more cold sweat on their foreheads, and finally make a scene with a red face and a bewildered look.
Can not help but palms together, keep chanting Amitabha Buddha.
Just as Xin Zhuo said Wu Erniang skillfully smiling, Bodhisattva skillfully sitting on the lotus platform, Pu Jing teacher can no longer hold back, fight and stand up, burst of anger: “How dare you! You’re full of obscenities!”
Red-faced, angrily out of the door.
The other four masters and mistresses, the same “sin sin sin sin” red face, clip monk clothes out of the door.
“Bang!”
The door of the room was locked, and silence was restored in all directions.
“What I say is true, a thousand times true!”
Xin Zhuo poked his head and shouted, sure that no one would come back, could not help but let out a long breath, pulling all this on a group of old nuns, fearing that the other party would be annoyed and directly take action, it was just too much pressure.
Got up and moved his body bones, thinking left and right, so, what’s going on here?
Do not let me go?
I don’t know what will Cui Ying’er and the others in the fortress think?
(End of chapter)