Chapter 20: This damn writing style, it’s too good.

Chapter 20 This damn literary style, too showy

“Xin Da Dangjia, Chiao (see) what you say, laugh at the death of an individual, I am which bright and open-minded Hanzi, things are like that ……”

A few hours later, the thin monkey once again trekked across the mountain to send Sun Wu’s reply.

“What did Sun Wu say this time?”

Cui Ying’er a few people came up, just chatting, the big boss said a few idioms, such as “lips dead teeth cold”, “sound east strikes west”, at first heard not think, but after a few hours of digestion, the more you think the more sense.

Therefore, figuring out Sun Wu’s intentions will be especially important for the safety of the Volsung Walled City!
“Said but said nothing, twenty-one pages, more than three thousand words, only to write that the cave of their Mighty Tiger Walled City is leaking, and the other sow has sired!”

Xin Zhuo expressionlessly handed over the epistle.

Cui Ying’er took it, frowned and read two pages, and then she was really not in the mood to read on.

Han Qiniang couldn’t help but curse: “This Sun Wu’s brain was eaten by a dog, can’t he make it simpler?”

“Are there any readers in Mighty Tiger Wall?” Xin Zhuo asked the skinny monkey kneeling on the ground, at this moment he fully realized the importance of reading and writing, at least he could narrate things clearly.

“Who is a scholar to be a mountain bandit? Why don’t you go and take a sour Xiu Cai exam for fun.” Huang Dagui and white sharp thin squatting in the corner of the wall a snappy face, and then reacted, the big boss seems to be a reader, then touched his nose and no longer make a sound.

On the contrary, the following kneeling skinny monkey, because of the two times we met, I guess the “Xin Da Wang” is not a vicious god, even some righteous indignation: “Xin Da Boss’s where not satisfied? Our family is greatly learned, just the first time to write a letter to someone, a little nervous, this is still and the master of the army Wang Hulu after the study of the content, I thought the Xin Da Dangjia can understand!

Still have a deep meaning?

Xin Zhuo silent for a while, will be the epistle kneaded into a ball, thrown to the side of the thin monkey side, strong, and pleasant to say: “I’ll return a letter, bring it to the Sun big pawn, he will naturally understand!”

Putting up his pen and writing for a while, he handed it to the thin monkey.

……

Two hours later, the peaks and peaks, caves and caves, dangerous terrain of the North Peak hilltop.

In the largest of the caves, bright torches were lit, a few sets of tables and chairs were placed crookedly, and a pile of bones and a dumped wine jar remained on the ground.

Deep inside, two handsome but numb-looking and disheveled peasant women lay on their sides in ragged quilts and tiger skins, their faces streaked with tears.

Sun Wu and another middle-aged man with an eight-handed beard walked towards the cave entrance wearing only their pants and hastily received the letter: “Coming, coming!”

Opened it, only to see written.
“This letter writing ah, first of all to conceptualize, the text should be fluent, the content should be clear, do not have to go into too much detail, simple and concise to name the subject on the line.

The so-called eulogy of truth, goodness and beauty, do not be false, simple words can be fully articulated want to express things, add too much trivia, in turn, lost the intention, slightly pompous, very unattractive, and I can’t understand the meaning of Brother Sun, you say right?”

Sun Wu easily finished reading, only feel “messy”, “do not know what to say”, look to the side of the eight bearded middle-aged: “Wang Hulu, what do you think? The first time I wrote to someone, strange embarrassed, the result of this Xin Zhuo child is good, only write a page, look down on who?”

Wang Hulu pinch beard, smug smile: “better known than seen, this Xin Zhuo delusion that readers, do not want to stomach no goods, words do not have anything, we write how beautiful, the story in the story, that is, out of the characters, animals are seventeen or eighteen, the son of: disappointment to the extreme!”

“This …… this kid is a straw man, can’t reason, alliance who do alliance? Can’t he understand what I mean? My fortress has a lot of things and a large area.”

Sun Wu rubbed his hands and paced back and forth, annoyed in his heart.

“Keep writing!”

Wang Hulu gritted his teeth, a gleam of wisdom in his eyes: “Write more, he’ll always be able to understand!”

……

Early the next morning, Thin Monkey’s letter, once again, was delivered to Volsung Walled City.

Xin Zhuo pinched the thick envelope, then had a bad feeling, opened it and saw that it was true.

“Xiao Xin ah, you have to read more, like me ……”

The beginning is a sentence of forum tearing starting style.

The next more than five thousand words, sparse a mess of writing, but finally from the sow to give birth to cubs, written in the cave of a certain small woman’s feet stink, and then the wind of the words, ten miles of the store’s beef ramen is very tasty.

Xin Zhuo silent for a while, but laughed, is their own simple, this Sun five is purely a big word can not read a few of the Lord, like the previous life of the third-rate writers, the head of the whimsical, moved himself to tears, the results of the pen grass, not as good as elementary school essays, and even want to express what have forgotten. “Big pawn, I think the writing is very good!” Huang Dagui thief head came up, “that bitch’s stinky feet, I think it’s just wonderful, gently hold the little stinky feet, don’t have some delicious.”

“Huang Dagui, suffer death!”

Han Qiniang, who had long since had enough, couldn’t help but draw her knife and chase Huang Dagui around the fortress three times.

“Sun Wu should have taken writing letters to ally as a show of literary skill, certainly what he thought was literary skill, and as a result, the more he wrote, the more he forgot his original intention.”

The human sober Cui Ying’er said: “I guess, it’s nothing more than that they realized that the official soldiers only deal with them, fear in their hearts, and want to beg us to do something, why don’t we just let the fine dog go and ask!”

“Say it again.”

In fact, Sun Wu’s willingness to write a letter had already revealed the purpose, he didn’t accept the recruitment and wanted to work together to make trouble. This is enough, as for what he thinks, who cares?

Xin Zhuo’s heart was flooded with bad taste at this time, across the board there is no danger for the time being in the Voltron Walled City, and the blood qi on the surface of Cui Ying’er’s five people is getting heavier and heavier day by day, so it must be that the water of the Moonwatch Well is gradually taking effect.

One can also seize the water to share, the future can be expected.

Since idleness is also idleness, he Sun Wu wants to play, just accompany him to make a mess.

Who wouldn’t know how to talk nonsense?
“Pen and ink are waiting, I’m going to swing a dragon door with this two hundred and five!”

……

“Grand Master Sun, this hill of mine is also quite interesting, my little yellow dog has grown red hair, and that red hair seems to be like the patch of trees in front of the fortress, one of which is a maple tree, the other is also a maple tree, and the others, hey, they’re all maple trees. I also associate it with Fufengfu Auntie Li s snack stall, she not only sells stinky tofu, but also sells spicy stinky tofu ……”

In the cave of the Tiger Walled Gathering, Sun Wu read word by word for an hour, twenty-five pages of paper, all kinds of trivial things, messy.

Put down the letter sheet, Sun Wu can not help but look up to the sky and sigh long sigh: “the big river after the wave pushed the front wave, a wave is more than a wave high, this kid has me three times the fire, progress is so fast, write good ah!”

Master Wang Hulu roughly glanced over: “How is this good? We are all mountain bandits, that kid is strong in martial arts, and his writing style is better than ours, will we not be unable to be the leader of the alliance? This can’t be!”

“Then what does the military division think?” Sun Wu asked.

Wang Hulu narrowed his eyes: “Keep writing, make him ashamed and naturally look up to us!”

……

You come and go.

Xin Zhuo wrote eight letters, 30,000 words, from the maple tree to Xiao Huang, from Xiao Huang to the kitchen water spoon, thus associating it with the emperor using a bamboo slice to wipe or leaves after shitting, and a tailor who does not want to be a cook is not a good mountain bandit.

Sun Wu is not willing to show weakness, eight letters, 50,000 words, from the sow sow to the three dogs rub feet, and then from Yangcheng County, Li widow in front of the door lantern, wrote to a certain mountain bandits buttocks grew fire boils.

I don’t know what the hell is written, anyway, who writes more, far, who is bull.

So Xin Zhuo ink writing dry, pen writing waste, paper writing no, surprised to find that the brush character practice is good.

……

At the foot of the North Peak, on the banks of the Bishui River.

In the jungle, there are two miles of tents, and from time to time, there are soap suits with waist swords of the constables.

“Sheriff, the person who sends letters to and from the bandits’ stronghold has already surrendered, and all the secret letters and letters have been seized.”

A constable’s footsteps are fast, running to the river.

On a hidden rocky beach on the river bank, the earthworm fishhook dragged the fish line, falling steadily in the slow flow of the river.

Chen Jing due to years of martial arts training, stance four flat, breath long, at this time the right hand holding a fishing rod, under the Pu head cap, a pair of danfeng eyes gaze deep: “Very good!”

(End of chapter)