79.Chapter 79 – Licking Dog! (52k)
Chapter 79 – Licking Dogs! (5.2k)
“Brother Xiao Jing, are you really not going to eat it? Taotie meat is delicious!”
The little poisonous creature held a meat skewer in her hand and stood in front of the male lead, munching on the meat while looking at him suspiciously.
It was like he didn’t understand why he didn’t eat such delicious meat.
The male master has been a vegetarian since he was a child, and his stomach can’t stand meat, after smelling the smell of meat, he immediately felt a wave of nausea in his stomach.
But his body’s instincts urged him to hurry up and eat.
Previously hanging on the spikes, the male lead bled too much, and his body was overdrawn very seriously.
The biological survival instinct began to control his consciousness, urging him to eat as soon as possible.
On one side was the physiological instinctive reaction.
On one side, it was the life habits that had been cultivated for more than ten years afterward.
The male lead wanted to vomit and eat at the same time, he was on the verge of a split personality!
Zhao Yi didn’t eat meat either.
Although he knew that Taotie wasn’t Su Shanshan, he still couldn’t get past the hurdle in his heart, and it always felt like he was eating human flesh.
Zhao Yi stood in front of the gate of the great hall and carefully observed the hall.
Instead of a door, it was actually a stone wall.
After Taotie was conceived, the door to the great hall was gone.
Zhao Yi searched for half a day, but he couldn’t find a passageway into the divine hall.
“Tongtian Treasure Eye, open!”
Zhao Yi gave a low shout in his heart, and the world in front of him instantly changed.
A purple fortune gas suddenly rose up to the sky in front of Zhao Yi’s eyes, and the brilliant purple pillar of light almost blinded Zhao Yi’s dog eyes.
“It’s not Taotie!”
Zhao Yi had originally thought that this purple fortune Qi represented Taotie.
Now it seemed that it clearly wasn’t.
The purple wealth qi was still inside the great hall.
Zhao Yi had a guess in his heart that this grand hall was not the so-called Taotie Dragon Hall.
The Taotie might just be the gatekeeper for this great hall!
“Eunuch, what are you looking at?”
Zuo Xiaoluo came from behind, holding a few steaming kebabs in her hands.
Zhao Yi pointed at the door and said to Zuo Xiaoluo, “Can you sense what’s inside the great hall behind this stone door?”
Zuo Xiaoluo shook her head, “I can’t sense the great hall, in my perception, this door is a fake door, behind it is the mountain.”
Hmm!
Zhao Yi nodded and withdrew his gaze.
Zhao Yi had encountered this kind of situation before, it should be that the treasure hadn’t reached the time to come out, that’s why he couldn’t find the door to find the treasure.
Zhao Yi asked Zuo Xiaoluo, “Which direction is Myriad Sound in?”
Zuo Xiaoluo pointed to a direction, then said to Zhao Yi, “Eun Gong, are we going to save the Miaoyin real person now?”
Zhao Yi nodded his head, “Go find Miaoyin first, then send someone to seal up this secret realm, this will be our territory from now on!”
Zhao Yi opened his Heavenly Treasure Eyes and looked around the secret realm, and what met his eyes were golden fortune qi all over the place and nine radiant purple pillars of fortune qi light!
This was all his money!
The Four Seas Dragon Clan still wants to hijack this place as a testing ground for dragon sons and daughters?
No way!
From now on, the Dragon Race is forbidden to enter this secret realm.
And all the benefits the dragons stole from this place will have to be spit out!
Zhao Yi still has dozens of secret places like this.
All of them were saved up by his hard work.
Whether it’s sealing or collecting debts, Zhao Yi’s men are already familiar with it.
If the Four Seas Dragon Clan dared to refuse, Huang Ying had a hundred ways to play them to death!
Zuo Xiaoluo greatly appreciated Zhao Yi’s attitude.
She had done the same thing when she was in the Northern Frontier!
The things of Daxia were Daxia’s, and the things of the barbarians were also Daxia’s.
The barbarians don’t want to give?
Then kill them and then make the things Da Xia’s.
The hymn of the Northern Border Armor Breaker Army every time they set out to hit the Grass Valley was the soul-breaking song of countless barbarians and demonic beasts!
After Zuo Xiaoluo finished, she put the meat skewer in her hand in front of Zhao Yi and said as if she was offering a treasure, “Eun Gong, you taste my handiwork.”
Zhao Yi waved his hand and said, “My physique enhancement feels like it’s not completely finished yet, I can’t eat food for the time being, so take it to Xiao Xiao and the girls.”
When Zuo Xiao Luo heard this, she knew that it was the right thing to do, so she didn’t persuade any more and turned around to go find the little poisonous creature.
The little poisonous creature came and took the meat skewer in Zuo Xiaoluo’s hand and immediately feasted on it.
Linglong, who sat cross-legged across from her, also ate the same way.
It had to be said that Taotie meat was indeed tonic.
Linglong was injured with only one breath left, and after eating a few roasted Taotie meat skewers, she was surprisingly able to stand up and move around straight away.
It was simply a miracle of life!
Linglong’s mouth was stuffed with meat, and while chewing with her mouth open, she regretfully said:
“The meat is good, but it’s a pity there’s no good wine!”
“There’s an aunt in my family, I heard that she runs a restaurant, some day I’ll go around to her place and see if there’s any good wine, if there is I’ll ask for a few jars to come over.”
“When the time comes, let’s eat a lot of meat and drink a lot of wine together, that’s the only way to be happy!”
The little poisonous creature nodded his head in deep thought, “Although you are ugly, your words are quite right!”
Linglong lurched and the smile on her face froze.
The little poisonous creature didn’t notice it at all and said with high spirits, “You’re right, when you eat meat, you need to drink a little bit of wine! I have a friend named Xiao Jin, and it is especially good at making wine! When I go back and ask it for two jars, we’ll drink together then!”
Linglong gave the little poisonous creature a deep look, seeing that her eyes were clean and clear, not like she was deliberately sneering at herself, she suddenly took another deep breath.
Linglong glanced at the little poisonous creature and deliberately sighed, “Tiny, you’re actually quite nice, it’s just a pity that you have a long mouth!”
Linglong’s words were said without a problem.
Anyone with a bit of a temper would definitely explode with anger when they heard this.
However, the little poisonous creature’s brain circuit was different.
Little Poison froze for a moment, “If it doesn’t grow a mouth, then wouldn’t it be unable to eat?”
Linglong: “…… Am I talking about eating?”
Little Poisonous Thing: “Then what problem are you talking about?”
Linglong: “I’m talking about talking!”
Little Poison: “I don’t want to talk, I just want to eat.”
Linglong freaked out, “Do you grow your mouth just to eat?”
Little Poison nodded his head justifiably, “Right!”
Linglong: “……”
She sort of realized.
This kind of brainless goods is simply her nemesis!
Taotie, who was chained by the side, had a headache from the two of them arguing.
It raised its tear-stained blood-red vertical pupils and wordlessly looked at the two of them, slowly moving in an effort to stay away from them.
It was lying on the ground, its head resting on its front paws, its eyes dull, a very humanized blankness showing on its narrow, ugly face.
It couldn’t figure it out.
Since ancient times, Taotie was a divine beast.
No matter where it went, it was surrounded by countless people and competed for offerings.
In this generation, why has the world changed?
Taotie couldn’t help but feel a jolt as he remembered the person who had violently beaten it earlier.
That person was just like a madman.
Completely unreasonable!
The Taotie’s big mouth eats the world, even the true essence of others attacking him.
It was originally thinking of borrowing that person’s true essence that attacked him to consolidate its realm.
As a result, that person didn’t give it a single bit of true essence.
He’s pure meat!
Taotie couldn’t figure it out.
How big of a grudge is this?
Why did you have to hit him so hard?
Taotie still had spikes and scales on his body.
Doesn’t his hand hurt?
I don’t know how many bones were broken by that person on Taotie’s entire body.
Luckily, it’s a divine beast.
If it were any other demonic beast, I’m afraid it would have been killed long ago!
Alas!
Taotie let out a long sigh as saliva flowed out from the corner of his mouth.
Although the roasted meat was cut from its body.
But, it really smelled so good!
Taotie swallowed hard, and indisputable tears flowed out from the corners of his mouth.
Ever since he was born, he hadn’t eaten anything yet.
“Want to eat?”
“Want to!”
Taotie nodded vigorously without thinking.
Immediately afterward, it turned violently awake and hurriedly raised its head to look towards the person who had spoken.
At a glance, it immediately trembled in fear.
The person standing at Taotie’s side was no other than Zhao Yi.
When Taotie saw Zhao Yi, his scales exploded in fear, and he could not stop his mouth from whimpering like a canine when frightened.
Zhao Yi waved his hand, signaling it not to be nervous.
Zhao Yi looked at Taotie curiously and asked, “You can talk?”
Taotie hesitated for a moment and slowly nodded its head.
Zhao Yi asked suspiciously, “Then why didn’t you scream when I hit you?”
Taotie: “…… want face.”
Hearing this, Zhao Yi said in disbelief, “What do you need that for, it’s not good for eating or drinking!”
After saying that, he asked Taotie: “Do you want to eat something?”
Taotie shook his head.
Just as he was about to say that he didn’t want to, his stomach rumbled.
As if he didn’t hear it, Zhao Yi took a meat skewer from the side and handed it over with a smile.
“Eat.”
Taotie hesitated for a moment, then swallowed the roasted meat in one bite.
“Is it good?” Zhao Yi asked.
Taotie’s eyes lit up immediately, as if the door to a new world had been opened.
It was obvious that he didn’t expect his meat to be so tasty!
It turned its head fiercely, its pair of bloodshot eyes staring deathly at the skewers in the hands of Little Poison and Linglong, its mouth emitting a whimpering sound like that of a canine guarding its food.
Seeing this, Zhao Yi smiled and said, ”That’s only how much meat, even if I give it all to you, it’s not enough to stuff your teeth. If you want to eat it, just roast some more.”
Taotie nodded repeatedly, “Roast, hurry up and roast!”
Zhao Yi acted in a difficult manner, “But there’s no meat left!”
“No more meat?” Taotie froze for a moment, then briskly stretched out his claws and shouted impatiently towards Zuo Xiaoluo in the distance, “Chop me, come over and chop me!”
The corner of Zhao Yi’s mouth turned upwards, and a smile appeared on his face.
He had said so!
This Taotie fused with Su Shallow, there was no way it wouldn’t have changed a little.
Zhao Yi was curious about how this Taotie resembled Su Shanshan.
Now there was no need to guess.
These two brains were carved out of the same mold.
No one in their right mind would be this stupid!
Linglong looked at Taotie with disgust in her eyes.
A divine beast? This is it?
Originally, she was still looking forward to the legendary Taotie.
It turned out that there was as much disappointment as there was hope.
What kind of beast is this? It’s just a stupid dog!
Taotie didn’t know what Linglong thought in her heart, otherwise she must have been angry and spit out blood.
What can it do when it meets that guy who doesn’t follow the rules?
When a normal person hears that it is a divine beast Taotie, the first reaction must be to offer it up.
In the past countless years, all the Taotie have come this way.
Who would have known that it would go astray when it came to Taotie?
Not only Linglong couldn’t figure it out, Taotie himself was also puzzled.
According to some memory fragments in the bloodline inheritance, mortals should believe in and worship divine beasts.
What kind of person would come up and just beat them up?
As Taotie was thinking, he suddenly felt a sharp pain coming from his outstretched claws.
Taotie raised his eyelids for a moment, saw that it was Zuo Xiaoluo cutting the meat, and silently retracted his gaze.
The problem is not big.
If you cut more, you’ll get used to it!
This was one of the things Taotie didn’t understand.
The inherited memory fragment clearly stated that Taotie’s skin was tough and could not be injured by non-divine weapons.
But the kitchen knife in that woman’s hand didn’t look like a divine weapon in any way.
How come cutting its flesh was easier than cutting grass?
Was there something wrong with the inherited memory fragments, or was the Immortal Cultivation World changing too quickly?
Although Taotie didn’t understand, he was greatly shocked.
It decided to stay put for now and wait until it had probed the situation before making plans!
As for the immediate priority ……
Seeing that Zuo Xiaoluo had cut two pounds of foreleg meat and was about to leave, Taotie hurriedly called out to her:
“Cut more, cut more! Two pounds of meat is enough for who?”
“Don’t cut the front leg, cut the back leg, the back leg meat is sinewy, it tastes good when roasted!”
“Everyone eat openly, all the meat today is on me, Little Demon!”
“The monk over there who recites the sutra, you’re reciting the Wrong Sutra of the Past Life! I’ve heard your Buddhist ancestors recite this sutra, come over and eat the meat first, I’ll teach you the correct one later!”
Taotie had a dog chain tied around his neck and greeted the crowd with a self-satisfied greeting to eat the meat, directly confusing everyone!
Little Poisoner lowered his voice and asked Linglong, “This guy is not sick, right? Can you still eat sick beef?”
Linglong rolled her eyes, “It’s a dog, it’s not a cow …… Bah, it’s not a dog either, it’s the divine beast Taotie, how can a demonic beast of this level be sick!”
While Linglong was talking, she just happened to see Zuo Xiaoluo holding a small knife to cut the meat on the Taotie’s hind legs.
Taotie was generous, and Zuo Xiaoluo was not polite either.
With one knife, at least fifty pounds of hind leg meat was cut down.
Linglong’s eyelids jumped violently.
She looked at the piece of hind leg that Zuo Xiaoluo was carrying that was heavier than her whole body’s meat combined, her scalp tingled and said: ”An ordinary demonic beast, being tossed around so much by those two lunatics, if it doesn’t die, it won’t have half a life left! But you see that Taotie, it is like nothing demon, in addition to the spirit of some atrophy, even a little bit did not hurt the vitality. The vigor of life force is simply unbelievable!”
The little poisonous creature listened with a seeming understanding.
She looked at the aromatic roasted meat and asked, “So, can sick beef be eaten or not?”
Linglong instantly freaked out, “…… can eat! Eat eat eat, beware of eating you to death!”
The little poisonous creature’s ears directly filtered the latter half of her sentence.
She nodded her head and said, “It’s okay to be able to eat!”
After saying that, she didn’t care about Linglong, and trotted to the side of Zuo Xiaoluo, waiting blearily to eat the meat.
The corner of Linglong’s mouth twitched.
Yao clan has always been skillful in calculating, and the clansmen are profit-oriented, and the kinship is thin.
Linglong was equally adept at this and never made friends with anyone.
Even when facing her biological parents, she had laid out many backhanders.
Only to the little poisonous creature, Linglong was like a friend at first sight.
She both marveled at the Little Poisoner’s bare heart and worried about her innocence, fearing that she would be coaxed.
Therefore, as long as there is a chance, Linglong will break open and crumble all kinds of reasoning, and tell the little poisonous creature a little bit.
Who ever thought, that little girl is a completely oil and salt not into the simple goods.
In addition to food, she simply couldn’t listen to anything!
Linglong was angry and amused.
The anger was that the little poisonous creature was uneducated, just like a mallet, not even a million percent intelligent as her.
Laughing is that she is clearly older than the small poisonous thing, but like an old hen to protect the pups, to her ear.
Linglong was thinking, a bunch of steaming roast meat suddenly put in front of her.
She froze for a moment and looked up in shock.
Then she saw the little poisonous creature holding up the skewer of meat with a face of flesh pain, obviously unable to part with it, but still pretending to be generous, “Here, for you to eat!”
Linglong’s heart warmed.
With a twinkle in her eye, she deliberately teased the little poisonous creature and reached out for that meat skewer.
It didn’t pull.
Linglong raised her eyes and looked at the little poisonous creature, the corners of her mouth rose, “Didn’t you say you’d give it to me to eat, why don’t you give it back again, you can’t give it up!”
“Who said I can’t give it up?”
The little poisonous creature was most afraid of people saying that she was petty.
Hearing Linglong’s words, she hurriedly shoved the meat skewer into her hand and urged, “Here, you hurry up and eat it, it won’t taste good if it gets cold!”
Linglong took the meat skewer and was not polite, she took a big bite and chewed it tastefully.
Little Poison couldn’t help but gulp a bit and asked in a small voice, “Is it delicious?”
Linglong’s eyes were full of smiles, deliberately teasing her, “It’s delicious, the meat of the hind legs is indeed more sinewy when roasted than the front legs! Taotie deserves to be the ancestor of the foodie clan, even on themselves, they know which piece of meat is the most delicious!”
The little poisonous creature didn’t understand Linglong’s cold joke from hell.
She was now filled with the skewer of roasted meat in Linglong’s hand.
Seeing that if it all went on the little venomous creature was going to cry with gluttony, Linglong handed her the rest of the roasted meat.
“I’m full, throw the rest of these away for me!”
The little poisonous creature received the kebabs with her hands and feet.
Hearing this, it froze for a moment, “Throw it away? What a pity that would be! There’s still a lot of meat on here that you haven’t even eaten!”
Linglong waved her hand and casually said, “I can’t eat it anyway, either throw it away or you help me out, but don’t you mind ……”
The little poisonous creature didn’t wait for her to finish, and hurriedly said, “I’ll help you out!”
After saying that, she hugged the huge meat skewer and quickly gnawed on it.
Linglong: “……”
Accustomed to playing mind games with everyone, she wouldn’t even get along with honest people.
Linglong was still thinking about taking care of the little poisonous creature’s self-esteem.
However she didn’t have that at all!
To the little poisonous creature, self-respect and whatnot didn’t matter at all, being fed was the most important thing!
Looking at the little poisonous creature who was gorging on food, Linglong was suddenly incredibly envious in her heart.
“She’s really happy!”
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“It seems happy?”
Zhao Yi was holding an iron chain in his hand, with Taotie attached to the other end of the chain.
Taotie had the chain around its neck, and after coming out of the monumental forest, it bounced all the way around, finding everything it saw new and strange.
He cheered and jumped with joy, incomparably happy.
There was no sense of being a prisoner at all, let alone the dignity of a divine beast.
Leaving the Monument Forest, Taotie drove the way in front.
“His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of the Grand Xia Dynasty is here, why don’t you and the others quickly retreat!”
“His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is mighty!”
Just as Taotie was waving like a dog’s leg and ordering a passing hare to back off for the ninety-ninth time, Zhao Yi finally couldn’t stand it anymore!
He violently yanked the iron chain in his hand, directly ripping Taotie to a halt.
Zhao Yi gritted his teeth and said, “That’s just an ordinary hare, you told it to back off, can it understand?”
Zhao Yi was already regretting it.
He decided to find a chance to throw this divine beast Taotie, which was more like a mangy dog, away.
Abandoning a pet was disgraceful though.
But if he kept it any longer, Zhao Yi would be disgraced!
Zhao Yi simply didn’t dare to imagine it.
After returning to Shengjing City.
The image of this mangy dog yelling at him in front of his car.
That must not be a direct social death!
ps: the third more! Seek collection, seek to catch up reading!
pps: by those people to bring rhythm, the mood is really a little affected, this chapter finished a little late, sorry. I’m still writing, before twelve o’clock, but I don’t know how much I can write, how much I write how much I send it.
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