190.Chapter 190 – Learning to be good is not easy, learning to be bad a slip!
Chapter 190 – Learning to be good is not easy, learning to be bad a slips out!
When Taotie spoke, he deliberately small poison winked, and his narrow big ugly face had a lewd expression.
Little Poison was confused: “What are you saying, how can I not understand ah?”
Taotie sniffed and let out a strange laugh, “Stop pretending, you know what I’m talking about, you don’t understand Black Stripe’s words at all, right?”
“You said this ah.” The little poisonous creature casually waved his hand, “I’ve already passed the right word before ah, Black Stripes did find those demonic beast puppets in the back of the crown prince’s residence.”
“What about back there?” Taotie asked, showing his teeth, “What did Blackstripe say behind?”
The little poisonous creature remained calm, “I’ve finished passing on the words behind, these are all the master’s arrangements, the master will naturally know when he returns.”
Taotie snorted, “Alright, stop pretending.”
“The reason why you guessed that the Black Stripe was one of those demonic beasts found in the back of the mountain is because when we went to look for it before, the last location where its scent appeared was the back of the mountain.”
“And Black Stripe’s original words weren’t the back mountain, it was talking about that crooked-necked tree in the back mountain. That tree is very odd, and as soon as it got close, it was directly sucked in.”
“As for that sentence in the back, it’s even less of a master’s arrangement! Black Stripe’s original words were that those demonic beasts were found at the entrance of a huge golden palace, and those demonic beasts licked it before it was able to bring them out!”
The little poisonous creature raised an eyebrow and memorized all of those words.
Seeing this, Taotie smiled smugly, “I was right, you don’t understand anything at all! If those ruthless fellows know that you’ve been lying to them, then you’ll end up in a terrible situation.”
After saying that, Taotie tilted his head and said, “We are both working under our master, don’t say I’m bullying you, as long as you promise me one . No, ten. No, it’s still too little, a hundred! As long as you promise me a hundred conditions, I will help you keep this secret.”
“First is the first condition!” Taotie said excitedly, “From now on, you are not allowed to steal my food!”
As Taotie said this, he painfully said, “Although you’re a human being, you’re not doing anything human at all! I’m a Taotie, the Taotie with a big mouth that eats from all directions! Throughout history, you are the first person to steal food from a Taotie!”
The little poisonous creature scrunched his neck and smiled sarcastically, “How did you know that?”
It was fine if she didn’t say this, but once this came out, the Taotie directly exploded.
Taotie furiously said, “Old me stole a roasted chicken from the kitchen and was going to go to the wine cellar to steal another bottle of wine to drink together. As a result, when I came back, a whole roasted chicken was left with only a skeleton! Who else but you could do such a thing?”
Little Poisonous Thing said tentatively, “What about Black Stripe? He’s a dog, he loves to eat chicken!”
Taotie laughed back in anger, “Let’s not talk about whether or not Black Stripe dares to steal from my room, you also said it’s a dog, if Black Stripe really did it, would there be any bones left in that chicken?”
The little poisonous creature was dumbfounded.
She sophistically said, “Master said before that catching a thief catches the stolen goods. If you didn’t see that I did it, you can’t put it on my head.”
Taotie was instantly furious: “You are simply shameless!”
After saying that, it waved its paw and warned, “Let bygones be bygones, and let the future be bygones from now on, and in the future, you’re not allowed to steal anything from my room to eat again!”
“Oh.” The little poisonous creature agreed and raised an eyebrow, “You’re a cannibal!”
Taotie’s face suddenly changed.
It glanced back nervously and was relieved to see that neither Zuo Xiaoluo nor Miaoyin Zhenzhen paid any attention to this side.
Immediately afterward, it glared at the little poisonous creature and colorfully said, “Don’t you talk nonsense, when did Laozi eat anyone?”
The little poisonous creature waved its hand and said, “I heard that the Xuan Zhen Guan has a secret medicine that can identify whether or not it has eaten human flesh. If you haven’t eaten it, then come with me to find Miaoyin Zhenren, she will prove your innocence.”
After the little poisonous creature finished speaking, he turned around and was about to go find Miaoyin Zhenren.
“Wait!” Taotie hurriedly stopped her.
Taotie sheepishly glanced toward the distance again, and seeing that everything was as usual, she pretended to be displeased and said, “Miaoyin Manservant and the Great General are busy dealing with the rebels, so don’t bother them with such trivial matters.”
After finishing, Taotie hesitated for a moment and said, “Seeing as it’s not easy for you either, let’s cut one out of a hundred conditions, but the one about not being allowed to steal from my old man should never change!”
Little Poison: “You’re eating people.”
Taotie was furious: “What else do you want, I’ve reduced one condition for you.”
Little Poisonous Thing: “You eat people.”
Taotie gritted his teeth and said, “Everything else is fine, except for the one about not being allowed to steal from me and eat, which absolutely cannot change!” Little Poison: “You eat people.”
Taotie was completely frantic: “Are you done? That’s all you know how to say, isn’t it?”
Little Poisonous Thing: “You ate a lot of people.”
Taotie: “…”
It stared at Little Poison, grimacing, “What the hell do you want?”
The little poisonous creature’s eyes lit up, “I want you to promise me a hundred… No, it’s too little a thousand doesn’t seem like much more than ten thousand! I want you to promise me ten thousand conditions!”
The little poisonous creature finished, hastily added: “First of all the first, in the future there are any delicious food, the first time to share half of me.”
Taotie’s teeth were about to break, “Don’t you go too far!”
Little Poisonous Creature: “You’re a cannibal.”
Taotie took a deep breath and gritted his teeth, “Let’s each take a step back, I won’t hold you accountable for not understanding the words of the Black Stripes, and you’re not allowed to say that again.”
The little poisonous creature blinked, “What is it?”
Taotie didn’t have the heart to say, “You know it in your own heart!”
The little poisonous creature suddenly realized, “You’re talking about your cannibalism!”
The Little Poisonous Creature patted his chest and loudly assured, “Don’t worry, I have the tightest mouth, I promise I won’t say anything!”
“Keep your voice down!” Taotie was startled.
Zuo Xiaoluo and Miaoyin Zhenzhen heard the commotion over here and all looked over.
Taotie’s face changed and he was just about to say something when he saw the little poisonous creature bouncing past it.
Taotie subconsciously reached out his claws to try to grab Zuo Xiaoluo, but her movements were too fast, and before Taotie’s claws reached out, the little poisonous creature had already run in front of the two.
The little poisonous thing said to Miaoyin Zhenzhen, “Sister Zhenzhen, just now, Black Stripes said something else about those demonic beast puppets, I originally wanted to wait for my master to come back so that he could tell you guys, but he doesn’t know when he’ll be back, so I think it’s better to tell you first.”
Hearing this, Taotie was instantly relieved.
Although he didn’t know what the little poisonous creature was up to again, as long as she didn’t continue to chase after it about eating people.
Miaoyin Zhenran and Zuo Xiaoluo exchanged glances and simultaneously looked at the little poisonous creature.
Miaoyin Makoto asked, “Xiao Xiao, what did Black Stripe say regarding the demonic beast puppet?”
Little Poisonous Thing was confident this time and repeated what Taotie had said earlier in one breath.
After Myriad Sound Realist listened, a thoughtful look appeared on his face, “So the entrance to the Golden Palace is in the back of the Prince’s residence?”
“What is the Golden Palace?” Zuo Xiaoluo asked.
Myriad Sound Realist pulled her to the side and explained the Zhao Clan’s “Frozen Plan” to her.
On the other side, Taotie looked at the little poisonous creature with a look of disgust, his eyes filled with contempt.
Little Poison didn’t think so either.
She already knew how to deliver the message in the future.
Although she couldn’t understand the words of spirit beasts, Taotie could understand them.
Taotie had a handle on her, so she wasn’t afraid that it wouldn’t give in.
This secret she would eat for the rest of her life!
PS: I’m begging for a finished read and a catch up.
(End of chapter)