334. Chapter 332: 331 Happy Stick Adventure – The Time of Dream Entry Has Arrived

Chapter 332.331.Happy Stick Adventure – The Time to Dream – Plus [715].

(Plus more for brother “Chen Wenjun2” [2/5])
“Crap! How did I hang up? How did it come without warning!”

In the bedroom of Happy Stick’s house, wearing a sweatshirt with beach pants leaning against the bed, Brother Stick took off his gaming helmet with a bewildered face, just a moment ago, his gaming connection was disconnected, and the lack of warning made him look puzzled.

The helmet showed that his character had completed the “First Embrace” and his heir had been seriously injured, causing his life force to be transferred to his heir, and naturally he died when his life force went to zero.

After all, the Happy Stick was the one who led the first embrace, so how could it be “drained” by the heir?

But the problem lies in the treasure son ah, the game helmet does not lie da.

He is no longer able to log in to the game, and the 72-hour countdown to death and resurrection has already begun to count down, so what has happened is already clear. This dumbass just watched the CG when he was first embraced by Murphy, and doesn’t really understand the principle of “first embrace”.

In fact, not only Happy Stick, the current small players do not quite understand the internal logic of this ceremony, which is very sacred to vampires.

To put it simply, there is a “strong and weak” difference in this thing, Murphy’s strength is far stronger than the small players, naturally will not be reversed, but Stick and Melia Corando’s strength contrast is exactly the opposite, although he initiated the first embrace, he is undoubtedly on the weak side.

“F*ck, I told you this feature must not be done! It’s definitely a fucking half-baked product! As a result, it was released, ah, the damn development team is really hurting people! Old me didn’t have to die in the first place.”

Happy Stick was incredibly depressed as he threw his helmet on the bed and ran to the balcony to light a cigarette himself.

In the game this will be exactly midnight, while the reality is the early morning of the morning, from the 27th floor balcony of the stick home to look down, a whole city is in the busiest time of the day, that the scene of traffic and horseback traffic let a person feel emotional.

“Let’s go eat a meal first, and then get on the forums to give feedback on this vicious bug!”

Stick pressed out the cigarette in his hand in the ashtray, returned to the house and took a shower first then changed into loose clothes and slipped out to have a breakfast, and gave Woo Meow a call to complain a few times.

After hearing that Stick also hung up for bizarre reasons, the fire in Woo Meow’s heart immediately went ninety-nine percent, the feeling of one person being unlucky and two people being unlucky is of course different, and in this regard Woo Meow didn’t hide his gloating in front of the eyes of Happy Stick, which made Stick’s teeth itchy with anger.

But soon also look away.

It wasn’t like this was the first time they’d hung up, and any good or bad experience was tasteless once it was too many times.

The two brothers comforted each other about two days later to go fishing together, the distance between the two of them is not far from the city, there happens to be a lake in the middle, anyway, the resurrection to three days right as old brothers offline exchange of feelings.

“Alas, do you think it is possible that we two mistakenly entered the undeveloped advanced area or a specific scene ah?”

On the phone, Brother Woo Meow raised a new possibility.

He stretched his voice and said to Brother Stick:
“Whether it’s the kind of Subspace Evil Objects that I came into contact with that killed me in seconds when I ran into them, or the ‘First Embrace’ request that you encountered, this should theoretically be part of the not-yet-opened game content, and we shouldn’t have come into contact with these at our stage.

It’s possible that the development team was running a program in that particular area for testing, and we both entered it by mistake, which triggered our accidental deaths.”

“Huh? That’s kind of an interesting way of putting it.”

Happy Stick, who was sighing and drinking his eight-packed congee, froze for a moment, and then thinking down along this line of thought, he said:
“That is to say, that labyrinth technique we encountered halfway was actually a different form of ‘air wall’? I told you how a maze spell of a not-so-low level was suddenly swiped out of that large open space.

Maybe this is the ‘test area boundary’ that the development team made?”

“Hmm, that makes sense!”

Brother Woo Meow also felt that his guess was close to the truth.

He said:

“And you said that you found clues about the Holy Blades of the Old Religion, or a whole set of seven whole pieces of information were given to you, how could the chicken-thief development team be so generous? This kind of quest chain where the reward for treasure hunting is a finely crafted Commander-in-Chief grade Holy Blade of Faith is generous at most one at a time, right?
They really have similar design resources, but also can not be so squandered ah.

So I think we must have gone ‘outside the map boundary’ and mistakenly entered someone’s test area and brought something out.
Crap, in that case, aren’t we stuck in a bug?

Do you think the information we’ve already gotten will be retrieved, causing the Holy Blade Treasure Hunting quest chain we’ve already set out on to be abandoned?”

“Uh, I don’t think so.”

Stick was a bit hesitant as he pondered for a few seconds and said:
“It’s not our fault, if they really circled the place for testing, then the air wall or something should have been added a bit more tightly, but as a result, that crap was dispersed by the two of us in a single rush, this is clearly a mistake of the development team.

I’ll go to the forums and ask Fat.

However, according to the development team’s previous practice, the information we got will not be retrieved, they will not cover up their mistakes, do you still remember when Mudhead and Shovel triggered the hidden quest to save people, after they finished, the development team did not design the corresponding rewards, and as a result, asked Lumina to customize the rewards on the spot?

Honestly, they’re quite open-minded in this regard.”

“That being said.”

Still a little worried, the cautious Brother Woo Meow said:
“I’ll give you some feedback on this situation, so eat first, take a break when you’re done, and I’ll call you when I have news. That said, did you confirm that your first embrace was successful before you went offline? You have an heir of your own now?”

“Hey, it probably worked.”

Happy Stick sent the last mouthful of porridge into his mouth, contentedly rubbed his belly and wiped his mouth happily and settled the bill, and on his way back to the neighborhood with a big swing, he said to the curious Whimpering Meow:
“That task is not no trigger prompts, I do not know whether the task is completed, but before I hang up I can obviously feel that the character interface more things, just before I had time to look at a few more eyes was kicked offline.

If this is indeed a bug, will the development team take back the subplot of my heir?

The two sisters aren’t ordinary people.

Those are the two daughters of the Gray Claw leader, Corando, who died in our hands before, they’re coming from a big place.”

“So, it’s the father’s killers?”

Whimper’s tone turned strange as he said:

“I don’t understand your vampire’s set of perverted play, but I always feel that if the two of them are really of this kind of status, you’d better take it easy, be careful of being wiped out in the middle of the night by someone else’s neck.”

“Ch, what are you afraid of, one life in three days okay!”

Stick laughed, and hung up the phone after chatting with Woo Meow for a few more minutes, after returning home he planned to take a nap.

During this period of time, he had been playing the game without any darkness, although the game helmet was powerful enough to keep him from losing his sense of night and day, but the rhythm of life in the virtual world for a long period of time still made Stick a little bit less adapted to it after returning to reality.

Just like taking an airplane to a faraway place requires jet lag, Stick felt the need to adjust his perception of the real world through a short but satisfying sleep.

Pouring himself a cup of yogurt, he sat down on the couch and turned on the TV to watch a sports program, only to have his head fall back against the couch and snore within a few minutes.

It was quite a sleep.

But the problem was that just after he fell asleep, he started to dream, and his dreams were very bizarre.

Happy Stick felt as if he had traveled into a woman’s body, and it was blurry as if he was watching a black-and-white pantomime belonging to someone else’s life from the first point of view.

From his point of view, he saw that he was born into a medieval “godfather’s family”.

Her father is an underground boss in a prosperous town, busy fighting with his peers for territory, and her mother is not with him out of love, but as an “extra” from one of his earlier robberies.

But in all honesty, although her father did not have much affection for her, he did fulfill his duties as a husband and father.

Though the family often had to move back and forth from enemies, traveling in wagons on country roads in the unsettling darkness of the night.

But whenever the opportunity arose, her father would drop what he was doing to instruct her and her sister in reading and writing and to practice swordplay.

This life continued until she was twenty years old, when one day her father’s “business” suffered a major setback, and the newly crowned king began to crack down on the Black Country in order to secure his rule. Her father was nearly killed by soldiers in the street, and her own family was reduced to the condition of vagabonds. She remembers very clearly that one evening her father, wounded and disabled, left the bridge where they were hiding alone, and that at midnight he returned as if he were a completely different person.

Not only had he recovered from his physical disability, but in the darkness of the night she could see the blood pulsing in his eyes.

She remembers her father telling her that he had sold his soul to the devil in exchange for the family’s return to their former glory. She didn’t understand what he meant at the time, but soon the family’s life not only returned to its original path of prosperity, but went even further.

In less than five years, her father became the godfather of the underground in several surrounding cities, and it was not until then that she first heard the name “Wolfsbane” from her father’s mouth.

Dreams to this point, happy stick already feel things are not quite right.

He kept struggling in the dream to get rid of the “memories”, which were all very scary, and this struggle also affected the continuation of the dream, which accelerated in time, and the decades afterward were transformed into a piece of frozen images that flashed in front of Brother Stick’s eyes.

The final image stayed in a bleak night, stabbed blind “himself” helplessly lying on the ground waiting to die, and beside himself was half-kneeling a tall man with a mouth full of blood.

That was the picture of the first time the Happy Stick had made love to him two hours earlier.

This directly to the happy stick scared cold hairs stand up.

The six-foot-eight man jumped up from his own couch and kicked over the yogurt cup that was sitting on the corner of the table, causing the creamy liquid to splash everywhere.

“Fuck! Fuck! What the fuck is this shit!”

Stick stood barefoot in the living room holding his head in shock.

The television in front of him was still showing a recording of a ball game, and the sun was still shining outside the window, but none of this could soothe the trepidation in his heart.

He was sure there was something wrong with the dream he had just had!

It wasn’t a dream!

It was the life of Merliah Corando, the heir he had just embraced in The Game, and it was like an open scroll for him to browse through, with no secrets hidden in it, even the face of a boy Merliah had had a crush on when she was twelve years old, which he had been able to see clearly with the Happy Stick.

He knew that he had just suffered a “paranormal event”, and after settling his mind, the angry Happy Stick rushed into his bedroom and put on his helmet to go to the forums.

He is a person who lacks a sense of security in his character, and after encountering all these unexplainable situations, he only wanted to find the “Real World” development team to ask for a statement!

What the hell had these assholes pumped into their brains?

If they didn’t give him a statement, don’t blame him for trying to “protect his rights”.

However, in the forum to send a private message to the administrator of the Alpha but no reply, in the happy stick in a hurry when the fire, hair brother’s assistant “Xiao Cui” took the initiative to send him a message.

Assistant Xiao Cui: [Dear little player, what in the world happened to make you so angry? Did you encounter something unhappy in the course of the game?

Onboard Happy Stick: [You guys still have the face to ask!

He angrily told Xiao Cui everything he had just encountered, the latter was slow to reply, and just when Stick was about to lose his patience, Xiao Cui responded:

Assistant Xiao Cui: [You know that the Vampire Race Specialty Gameplay ‘Bloodline Contract’ feature is still in production, right?

Boardload Happy Stick: [I know that! But why are you guys…]

Assistant Jade: [If you knew it was an unfinished feature, why did you ignore the safety risks to complete it when you and King Woo Meow went over the normal game area, entered the ‘test area’ where you shouldn’t have been, and intervened in the progress of this yet-to-be-perfected storyline without permission?
Of course, I’m not pointing out your mistake, dear little gamer, I’m just telling you that this is the main reason for the situation you’re currently experiencing.

If you’ve carefully read that gaming helmet instruction manual issued by the development team, you should know that our helmets use the most advanced brainwave sensing program available to give players a 100% immersive gaming experience.

The development team would never install a program that works directly on the brain into a game without ensuring 100% safety.

But the problem is that you ‘accidentally’ participated in a feature that has not yet been fully tested two hours ago.

The memories of the NPC that appeared in your dream, a character story written by the AI for her, was shared into your memory through brainwave sensing.

It’s not a serious problem from a functionality standpoint.

As long as you don’t continue logging in within seven days, it will gradually be forgotten by you Well, here comes the professional, better let him explain it to you].

“Duh.”

The beep sounded in Stick’s gaming helmet, and he noticed that the administrator Alpha, who hadn’t replied a while ago, was online and had sent him a private message.

Stick clicked on it and immediately his blood ran half cold.

Alpha: [Crap! I just took a nap, how did you and Brother Woo Meow make such a big deal out of it?
What the hell did you two do, I’ve just been called over to the development team for a scolding with a confused face. I was just called over to the development team and scolded. They said that the test they had been preparing for half a month had been messed up by you guys, and that the data that came out of the program was now ‘contaminated’ and had to be redone.

The programmers who were forced to work overtime again went crazy.

The situation on Brother Woo Meow’s side was fine, it was just a matter of cleaning up his interfering data and running the Subspace Chaos Psychic Energy program again.

But you.
I just checked the background records.

This accidental intervention of yours will cause the two NPCs, the Corando sisters, to probably have to be permanently deleted, and along with them, the ‘Wolfsbane Remnant’, a plotline that has already been designed and completed by the planning team, or else a series of bugs that we can’t anticipate will be triggered].

Onboard Happy Stick: [???? This is my fault? Hairy, you have no idea how miserable I am! I’ve even started having weird dreams, I just had a dream about Melia Corando’s life alright! I thought I was possessed, it scared the hell out of me!

Alpha: [Oops, I said it’s an unfinished feature, we can’t predict what consequences it’ll produce ah, asking you guys not to take advantage of the bug isn’t because I’m afraid you’ll break the server, it’s really for the sake of your mental health.

How about this?

I’ll block your login privileges for a week, do a test in the background, and then unlock it for you after confirming that there’s no problem.

You’ll have to report back to me regularly every day for a week on how you’re doing in the real world, and you’ll have to let me know if there are any aftereffects.

The medical team side is also preparing to set up a file for you for long-term observation].

Banzai Happy Stick: [You can’t log in to the game for a week? It’s not necessary, actually, I suddenly feel that it’s not that serious, but it’s just a dream, dreaming isn’t all about the light and the weird]]

Alpha: [This can’t be done, we must ensure the mental and physical health of every tester, I’ve consulted with the medical team, in your case you have to quit the Internet for at least a week of observation.]

Alpha: [That’s fine. Do we need a week of observation on the meow side too?

Alpha: [His problem isn’t as serious as yours, after all, that program he intervened in doesn’t trigger brainwave interference, so he can do it in three days]

Onboard Happy Stick: [But he intervened in this too, I mean why not give him seven days of observation as well? What if there’s some aftereffects he doesn’t realize?

Uh, sure, I’m just making a suggestion, don’t tell him I suggested it, mainly because I can’t get online for the next seven days and I’ve got nothing to do.

I need someone to keep me company.

We’re buddies, we’re in the same boat, right?

Alpha: [… Your understanding of the word ‘buddy’ is really twisted, Rod. Okay, I’ll check with the medical team to see if he needs to be observed for seven days.

(End of chapter)