“Give me a bunch of cute little players and I can easily turn the Otherworld upside down!” -Revno Murphy-Lessenbrae said so

Ps:
His Excellency Murphy has titles including but not limited to Impostor Vampire, Famous NPC Playing Artist, Virtuous Dog Planner, Transylvania’s Only Savior, Benefactor of the Old Continent, Defender of the New Continent, Loyal, Brave, Fearless and Good Earl, Incorrigible Royal Sister Controller, Blood Clan Saints of the Immaculate Conception, Alpha of the Longest Night’s Watch and so on (Ignore the other 108 nicknames here), which is the best old friend to use for the Fourth Heavenly Calamity’s travels at home and killing and exterminating people. The best old friend to use, so please ask all testers of The Real Otherworld to stand up as soon as they see this line! With all due respect to Lord Murphy!

Murphy Caca! Mansai!