Chapter 1: Six Thieves

Chapter 1 Six Thieves

Volsung Mountain Range, top of Volsung Peak.

Last night there was an autumn rain, the weather suddenly cold, outside the fortress of the ten or so sycamore trees, originally proud and upright, leaves red like fire, this morning drifting down a residual leaves, like a group of Shaohua passed away in middle age.

The cottage door on the right, a bread battered cotton flag, breathless swinging, vaguely visible “for heaven to do justice” and other words.

There are ten thatched cottages in the fortress, only the center of the gathering hall, pasted a few pathetic leak-proof tiles.

Xin Zhuo is cradling a three-month-old yellow dog, lying on a bamboo chair in the courtyard, basking in the autumn sun, drowsy, then rolled over, then turned around, and finally opened his eyes.

The sound of “click” and “poof” is too harsh.

He looked in the direction of the sharpening knife with some impatience.

The blade is one foot three, the handle is two feet seven, and its owner, the third leader of the Fulong Walled City, Huang Dagui, is seven feet two tall, with thunder hair, a one-eyed hood, a big four-sided mouth, and arms tattooed with a blood-dripping wolf’s head that are even thicker than his own thighs.

It is rumored that there are already thirteen dead souls under this knife.

On the other hand, hanging full of garlic, look at the sky red chili strings of thatched hut next to, the age of twenty-two, beautiful figure, is recklessly splitting the long legs, revealing the red underwear of the second leader of the Volsung Walled City, “Poisonous Shih Tzu” Cui Ying’er, a pair of rough hands scrubbing clothes, and constantly issued a “puh puh The sound of “puh-puh” is constantly emitted by a pair of rough thin hands.

It is said that no less than ten people have died under the hands of this double brown jianghu man.

A sentence “can you be quieter” can not be said.

Xin Zhuo retracted his gaze, looked to the sky, the sun is very harsh, just like the previous life at his own expense for the manager to buy cigarettes downstairs when the sun is as harsh.

He sighed imperceptibly.

The “clicks” and “puffs” suddenly stopped.

“Grand Master, have we disturbed you?”

Two ice-cold gazes pierced in as if they were substance, and their rude, cold voices were even more alarming.

“That didn’t, it was even pleasant to the ears, I slept comfortably.”

Xin Zhuo strategically closed his eyes and let go of Little Yellow in his arms again, stretching appropriately.

“Then why are you sighing?”

“Itchy throat.”

“Okay.”

And so the “clicks” and “puffs” continued.

“If I didn’t take that piss in the first place, I wouldn’t have gone into that broken garden and lost my footing and fallen into a well, and come to this other world, facing a group of knife-headed blood-licking mountain thieves, and being scared all day long ……”

Xin Zhuo pillowed his head with both hands, and for the fiftieth time or so, he was sure of his present-day identity –

Great Zhou Empire, the year of Heavenly Authorization, Bazhou territory, Fufeng Province, the only grandson of Xin Aotian, the mountain bandit leader of the Voltron Walled Village.

Sixteen years old, the only scholar in the fortress, cowardly, low self-esteem, except for a well-developed body and relatively handsome looks, no strengths.

Three days ago, grandfather Xin Ao Tian went out to fight with someone, seriously injured and return, quite half a night, a life, at the age of 58 years old.

The only relatives to sacrifice the sky, their own confused into the thief village big pawn second generation eyes.

Under the five thieves as many!

This hell of a place can not have a prosperous city; of course, there are no princes and generals and poetry and song and dance; even more so, there is no hooker fighting wine, talented people; here is just a deserted mountain thieves cottage, and robbing, chopping people will have a future like this.

Before he completely accepts the new identity, he will have to face a series of chain reactions brought about by the death of the old master.

This is a single force of the Volsung thieves cottage, can be described as external problems and internal problems!

Outside of the strong enemy blocking the door, no hope of going down the mountain, the internal can not be robbed, collective unemployment, food and grass cut off.

How to call a miserable miserable?
“Snapping ……”

At this time a messy footsteps and a strong smell of blood rolled into the courtyard with the autumn wind, interrupting his thoughts.

A woman and two men, three bloodstained figures walked into the fortress, rudely threw away the broken weapons in their hands, and grumpily sat in a row, their nostrils ragged.

It was the other three mountain bandit subordinates who had returned.

“Motherfucking yo-yo, how was it?” Huang Dagui, the third leader who sharpened his sword, raised his head, his bloodshot one-eye full of hostility.

“Battling the terrain, cut and wounded three minions, the mountain bandits of Hungry Wolf Walled City have temporarily retreated, they won’t come tonight, no one understands them better than me.”

The fourth leader of the “fine dog” white tip fine even a few breaths, left hand strokes the thin lips on the eight-skewed beard, right hand intentionally or unintentionally cocked orchid finger, the mother of the outrageous.

The courtyard was quiet.

“Discuss!”

Cui Ying’er, the second leader of the laundry, got up and wiped her wet hands on her apron, her dark hair flung behind her, revealing her slender neck.

The crowd of thieves sat cross-legged, straightening their backs and killing each other, automatically airing out the napping Little Big Boss to one side. “The old master has already passed away for three days, xxx’s Hungry Wolf Walled Mountain Thieves learned the news at the first time, and began to attack us in force, they have many people we are not a match.

I’m afraid that the Mighty Tiger Walled Village sixty miles to the north can’t hide the news anymore. When Old Boss was alive, he often killed them single-handedly to humiliate them, they have eight hundred good fighters, once xxx’s fights over, these six heads of our Volsung Walled City are afraid to be taken off.”

“Under the mountain Fufeng Prefecture came a new governor, said to be an iron face selfless xxx of the Qingtian lord, recently always sent some people look like a dog constable wandering at the foot of the mountain, with the butt think also know that they are ready to encircle the volcano dragon mountain, our cottage is the smallest, soft persimmon good to pinch, may be the first one to take us to start the knife!”

“Seventeen miles to the east of the Water Moon Nunnery, that group of xxx nuns have been persuading us to be good, the old nun Pu Jing of the Wu Tang said more than once that if we continue to be stubborn, they will use force and escort us to make amends to the Buddha. What a joke, I’m a good man of the Dragon Village, when have I offended the Buddha? Where does the Buddha come from, and is he so arrogant?”

“And thirty miles to the west xxx of the Autumn Palace Pavilion, that group of read children’s books, always called themselves hermits, relying on high martial arts, can talk, has been letting us put down what the evil knife, downhill farming, I xxx, but long handsome some, the whole day and under the mountain pretty nuns eye to eye, line that dirty things, more dirty than we are still dirty, I see them thinking of bundling us to do hard labor. ”

“What’s worse, the Hungry Wolf Walled bitterly forced, the road down the mountain is blocked, we can not go down the mountain robbery, cut off food, the walled village is now only left xxx’s three cabbage.”

“Fuck!”

All the thieves look at each other speechless, the atmosphere is very depressing, favoring the outside of the courtyard withered maple leaves clattering and rolling in, the violent temper of the third leader Huang Dagui annoyed with a flurry of kicks and curses.

“That means the dilemma has six!”

The second leader’s female thief, Cui Ying’er, pulled her hair from her ears and summarized the words of the thieves, “Hungry Wolf Cottage, Fierce Tiger Cottage, the government, Water Moon Nunnery, Autumn Palace Pavilion, and the lack of food!”

“That’s right!” The crowd of thieves nodded in agreement.

Then.

There was no more then.

In fact, the same line, which they had stated over and over again thirty-seven times in the past few days, had a solution, absolutely nothing!

“By the way, Big Boss is a reader, I wonder if there’s a charter?”

The thieves finally remembered the new Big Boss who had a very low sense of existence, and looked together, holding the stance that it was better than nothing.

“……”

Xin Zhuo very silky eyes closed slightly exhale, this damn mountain thieves meeting atmosphere, too oppressive.

Not only do I not have any statutes, but I’m even trying to persuade you all to swing with me.

This kind of deadly bad situation, ask me what a 996 youth with nine years of compulsory education and living in a modern society with the rule of law should do.
Apart from swinging for the fences, will there be any other room for maneuver?
Can’t beat the bandits in other villages and accept the government’s recruitment?

That is to make the government feel tricky, it is difficult to eliminate the treatment of a large group of mountain bandits, a mere six or seven people, at most, the most to be escorted to the market beheading the public.

Copying poems, making soap, gunpowder and playing with cannons? I don’t want to mention whether or not it’s appropriate, we are not very good at it.

That’s right, I am a useless, what knowledge have forgotten seven or eight of the failed traveler.

It’s just too hard for me!

“Heh! What a sleepy and useless dabbler.”

The sun set in the west amidst the silence or sneers of the thieves.

The people dispersed and the courtyard cleared.

Xin Zhuo stretched his back and ran to the only well in the fortress to sit withered.

He felt that this can alleviate the panic that may suddenly come, by other mountain bandits or the government knife, at least the courtyard is empty, the time is not right to run away first.

“Ding!”

This is the last stubbornness issued from his own mouth, however quietly waiting for a while, no half reaction.

It seemed that the end was irretrievably towards destruction.

His gaze turned to the darkened water of the well.

It was from this well that day that he climbed up, if he jumped down, could he cause the miracle of a seven day no reason return? Compared to a small life, it is still 996 and being a house slave to be comfortable.

He tried to hold on to the eaves of the well to probe down a leg.

The well water in the late fall was exceptionally cold, and the piercing coldness instantly attacked.

The water was too cold to go down.

Just about to exit, I did not expect a slip of the foot, with a difficult split movement, the whole person into the wellhead.

However, the imagined splash and claustrophobic cold did not appear.

The well was gone!

The water well appeared in mid-air in front of him, sinking and floating, the surface of the water swaying and emitting a strange light.

[Moonwatch Well]!
I said????

(End of chapter)